But I found this box amongst the construction detritus in the hallway at Signature Theatre yesterday, and it made me laugh. Maybe it’s because we’ve been yodeling the “Sure-Flo” song from A Mighty Wind a lot lately (to the accompaniment of Magic Harp).
What?? It made you LAUGH?? Dare you to laugh at the sacred toilet seat protector of Ra-A? How did Signature Theatre come by having this ancient Egyptian artifact in their halls? Surely there is some mistake. Do not arouse the anger of Ra-A by mocking his safety, clean, safety. Otherwise, you will suffer the curse of the papyrus dingleberries…and they are dry and crunchy!!!